Hey, well I'm Mary. (: The US is where I'm from.. :/ Blue is my favorite color and I'm a stoner XD don't know how much more, my lovely, would like to know (: Just message me. Another thing is that I absolutely support gay rights although I'm straight. I love you Ross <3 (: That will be all.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
(Source: yilk, via heartheirwhispers)
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
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Polycoria - a medical condition of having multiple pupils in one eye.
(Source: behindthescribbles, via roboticpepper)
YOOOOOOOOO THIS IS PERFECT ON SO MANY LEVELS
You Know Kendrick is Killing it , when Pharell got the SQUIDWARD face just vibing!!
“You Know Kendrick is Killing it , when Pharell got the SQUIDWARD face just vibing!!”
Lmaooo “squidward face “
(Source: optimustiktherapperguy, via thehiilife)
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
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